Way back in Vent #643, I answered genericized versions of popular but exasperating questions raised by visitors to Yahoo! Answers. This went over well enough to justify a sequel, though not so well that anyone actually ran a search before asking the Same Damn Questions over and over again. And the motoring public, I fear, is getting dumber by the moment, as you'll see from these actual questions from this week. I did not read any of the actual answers given, if any, so as to maintain the purity of my response. (Okay, quit laughing.)
i am trying to paint my car the paint says apply over white primer would beige primer be ok?
why does 3 in 1 oil dry out and irritate my skin?
Car is making a Skrillex-type noise?
if I change my tire size, would it be alright if I kept my spare the stock size?
How much do you think a USED Mercedes-Benz CLA will cost?
What would you predict the price of the 2004 BMW 530i to be in 5 years?
Do private owners have to give a warranty for a car if it costs more than 3000?
I need to quit my job within the next two months and I need a better car. Should I buy car before I quit?
Next person who asks me "Why would you want to live with a bunch of cartoon ponies?" I'm telling him "Because they don't have any bucking cars."
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