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The lone goose Susan Wittig Albert
Generally speaking George S. Patton
A visit from Henry the K Molly Worthen
Where's the beef? Maureen Dowd
A single Commandment Allan Sherman
Two reasons not to fly Jac Holzman
Some backroads Zen James Lileks
Evolution in the fast-food arena Virginia Postrel
Twelve steps to a movie hit Joe Queenan
Parental advisory Frank Zappa
Sexual scarcity Philip E. Slater
Buried alive in the tundra Brian A. Hopkins
The Soft-Jam Nation Cintra Wilson
Fantasy kills Cynthia Heimel
How coercion becomes culture Sheri S. Tepper
When love is thwarted Diane Ackerman
The apparitions of love Herbert Quick
Rock and rediscovery Robert Christgau
The future not anticipated L. J. Davis
Telling the parties apart Ted Rall
Where the Sixties stand today Todd Gitlin
Thoughts at the burial of God James Morrow
Architecture for the masses Tom Wolfe
A platfom for President Boop Alan Abel
Marilyn in the balance Diana Trilling
Pulling the plugs Neil Postman/Charles Weingartner
Why love must fail Stephen Vizinczey
Proposal to the Bureau of Interior Decoration Molly Ivins
More perfect than thou Judith Martin
To the Invisible Girl Thomas Moore
The official position Carl Sagan
At the Conference on Welfare Privatization Barbara Ehrenreich
The mind of Dr Dobson Gil Alexander-Moegerle
Mechanizing creativity Douglas R. Hofstadter
Fifty years of age H. Allen Smith
In the Low Veld Ernst Havemann
Soul Scrolls Margaret Atwood
Music in the abstract Ned Rorem
Why go to the ballet? Clement Crisp
Musings from the dungeon Stendhal
Post-LSD David Gale
Remembrance and atonement Mary LaChapelle
A Charleston debut Dawn Langley Simmons
Utopia by stages Robert A. Heinlein
Working for the Beatles Philip Norman
Deadly virtues Tom Hodgkinson
A Chinese puzzle Franz Kafka
Psychiatry and the underclasses Seymour L. Halleck, M.D.
Things you don't do Harlan Ellison
Cutie Beautiful Madison S. Lacy
Signs of unseriousness Mary Caponegro
Gods in multiplicity Mark Leyner
Grey mist, sleet hiss rising Frank Yerby
First impressionism Richard J. Boyle
City lights Lewis H. Lapham
Empty symbolism Robert A. Levine
Anvils, no chorus John Culshaw
It takes two or more Dave Marsh
The search for truth Rose Macaulay
Circumferential evidence H. L. Mencken
The Saint of Auschwitz Max Lucado
Thoughts in the night Peter De Vries
After Man Mike Resnick
Derivative poetry William Cullen Bryant
Firebird '54 Thomas Hine
The male sex object Valerie Steele
Excessive centralization Paul Goodman
A wonderful govment Mark Twain
False paradise Milan Kundera
Spoiled boomers Christopher Hitchens

On retribution Helen Simpson
Divine succession Dean Koontz
Fun City of Angels Michael Angeli
Essential hypocrisy Svend Ranulf
Not always a question of rights Richard Rorty
Ejaculation, premature Robert Townsend
Already-lost youth Harlan Ellison
Piece of your heart Whitney Otto
The meaning of manners P. J. O'Rourke
Sense and insensibility Dodie Smith
Anchored to the material Tom Robbins