Yep, we’re still serving up those search strings from out of the logs, in the hopes of finding something marginally amusing.
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the law of demand implies, holding everything else constant, that as the price of yogurt: Just sits there, I can’t be bothered to go look for a spoon.
mangnanimous: One should always be generous with one’s mangoes. Or one’s manganese.
the news/talk/information radio format appeals to advertisers looking to target: People who can’t deal with music anymore.
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glyphosate in cheerios: It’s enough to make you switch to Honey Bunches of Oats.
crunch tanning beds: It’s enough to make you switch to Honey Bunches of Oats.
toyota prius v devon: I’m betting on Devon, since there’s only the one Prius.
snow insurance: Just wait until you see the premium.