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Dedicated to Jessica Jane Stults, who taught me the value of online communication many years ago, and to Anastacia Rachelle Lear, whose own home page, Kitiara’s Palace, served as my first object lesson in the fine art of home-page construction.

If you’re drawing a blank so far, you may have me confused with someone else.

Special thanks to Laura Lemay, Kevin Werbach, Jeffrey Zeldman, Alan M. Carroll and Steffanie Malan.

Theresa Marie Schindler-Schiavo

“We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.”
— Thomas Fuller, M.D. (1654-1734)

Superior Scribbler Award

Okie Blog Roundup 2007

Get offa my lawn!

12th out of 15, but what the hell

Best Posts of 2005

Blue Ribbon Campaign

Successful and Outstanding Blogger

Chris Muir's Day by Day, which is how you should read it

They read me, they really read me

I asked for a recount

I thought it meant for Everyone

Arte y Pico

Independents Day, celebrating the independent content producer

A six-year supporter, so to speak