Didn’t we already see this on Cinemax?

I mean, a babelicious drug lord?

Angie Sanselmente Valencia, a former lingerie model, is believed to be heading one of the world’s largest drug gangs.

An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using them to move drugs to Europe and North America.

Many of these women are believed to be other lingerie and glamour models who compete in international beauty pageants, whom Valencia describes as “unsuspicious, beautiful angels”.

Moe Lane has anticipated the screen treatments:

A project to enthusiastically exploit this is being greenlit even as we speak. It’s either going to be a screwball comedy (in which case they’ll switch out cocaine for something a bit less controversial, like probably diamonds or something), straight action flick (in which case there’ll be a good deal of automatic weapons fire and exploding cars in exotic European locations), or it’ll be a Showtime miniseries (in which case there’s going to be essentially multiple counts of nipple sightings per episode).

Maybe I do need a DVR after all.

One potential plot point missed by Moe, suggested by Jenn:

Don’t forget that somehow the main bad guy / girl will somehow be linked to Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, and Ann Coulter and the only reason that the models are running drugs is the lack of affordable healthcare in the U.S.

If they somehow manage to work a speeding, out-of-control Toyota into the mix, I am so there.


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  1. John Salmon »

    26 February 2010 · 8:41 am

    “Babelicious”, if you define such as being in possession of considerable surgical augmention. Never understood the appeal, myself.

  2. CGHill »

    26 February 2010 · 8:47 am

    I have one advantage here: relatively crummy vision. :)

  3. fillyjonk »

    26 February 2010 · 9:01 am

    Makes me glad that I’ve mainly got by in this life using my extremely attractive brains.

    Seriously, life is beginning to become too much like sensationalist fiction, and that scares me. It’s like the veil between fake and real has become too thin.

  4. Lisa Paul »

    26 February 2010 · 11:06 am

    But Moe was absolutely spot on that it will show up as a Law & Order episode first. As in “ripped from today’s headlines”.

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