The second track on Prince’s infamous Black Album is, in fact, a song about Cindy Crawford:
Don’t all girls look the same?
They don’t? Oh, what a shame.
Inasmuch as this fact is at the heart of the raison d’être for Rule 5, and since Saturday is Cindy’s birthday — and since this isn’t the same picture I ran three weeks ago, here’s Cindy on the beach last summer (and here’s where I found the picture).
Just incidentally, I am in receipt of the gas bill for last month, a period which featured three consecutive days with lows below 10° F. This had nothing to do with the choice of photographs. Really. Pinky swear.
Then again, Prince asks in the next track (“Dead On It”): “What does that have to do with the funk?” Let there be irrelevance, and let us glory in it. Happy birthday, Cindy C.