Zeus and Gaia, sitting in a tree

And it came to pass that the sons of Britain were persuaded that belief in global climate whatever-the-hell-it’s-doing deserved the same legal status as any other religion, which prompted Smitty to forecast our own eerily-similar future:

When coupled with some of the latest nitwittery from the UN on the defamation of religion (modulo Judaism and Christianity), we can foresee a future in which Al Gore will damn all of our wallets in court to the tune of copious dollars. Your billfold and mine subjugated to endless torture to pay for our environmental blasphemies.

If this trend of telling it like it is continues, I predict TOTUS will have our president openly curse Adam Smith by the 2010 elections.

Then again, you can’t raise the Keynes back up when it’s in defeat, either.



  1. Dan B »

    6 November 2009 · 7:35 pm

    Maybe we’re looking at this from the wrong angle.

    Given that the evidence for the existence of climate change is better than the evidence for the existence of Jehovah/Yahweh/Allah; instead of being concerned about the Greenies getting religious status, maybe we should strip Pat Robertson, Oral Roberts, and the Industrial/Franchise churches of their luxurious tax-free status.

    Problem solved.

  2. Andrea Harris »

    7 November 2009 · 1:48 pm

    You mean weather exists? Who knew!

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