An aside from Lisa in her examination of NBC’s comedy series Community:
I have a long standing order in to Hollywood that Drew Barrymore is to play me in all TV and film adaptations of my life.
A perfectly reasonable choice. I have no idea whether there’s any physical resemblance, and really don’t care — heck, Morgan Freeman could play Abraham Lincoln and make it work — but Drew’s Barrymore DNA, or something, makes her eminently watchable, and inasmuch as she sowed all her wild oats at a comparatively-tender age, she’s not likely to be a source of embarrassment in the future.
Should someone be insane enough to document my life, I have no one in particular in mind to play me, though it’s not like the subject has never come up before.
(Title sort of explained here.)