We’ve all been in this position:
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The beat of the car next to you rips a hole in your eardrum as the excessive bass punches into your chest. Next to you is a car equipped with SPL Champion Edition Subwoofers and custom spinners designed for that perfect mix of gangsta and douche.
It’s a headache to many drivers, but not anymore.
The Irritated Tulsan is proud to announce:
Introducing The Barry Man-iLow: the revolutionary application that switches the aggravating sound of an inconsiderate driver’s loud bass to Barry Manilow. Finally, an iPhone app worth the purchase. Here’s how it works:
- Plug your Barry Man-iLow into your cigarette lighter.
- Aim it toward any car within a 30-foot radius.
- Push the button
- The driver’s music instantly switches from gangsta rap to the music of Barry Manilow.
I really believe Barry himself would approve.