Meno buys a doorstop, and it comes with instructions:
Dear Ace Hardware,
I bought a wedge style doorstop from you today. On the back of the package was this:
1. Insert by wedging under bottom of door.
Thanks for that, I had no idea.
No doubt someone out there needed the instructions. (There are times I think people are getting dumber every day.)
Meanwhile, the shade of Mrs Muckenfuss is glaring over my shoulder, noting that there’s a “1.” up there without so much as a hint of a “2.”