“Maintaining some intrigue,” says the AskMen Web site, “keeps the spice in dating.”
Neil Kramer’s wang
begs is determined to disagree:
If anything, today is the day of promotion, marketing, advertising. You WANT to have a video on YouTube of you screwing the entire women’s volleyball team. In fact, rather than keeping secrets on the first date, I suggest you hand over a document listing every woman you ever shagged. Even better, try to get testimonials of how good you were in bed. It is asinine to keep a woman guessing. It’s like a job interview. She’ll just move on to the next candidate.
Geez, and I feel uneasy about padding out a mere résumé.
What I don’t know for sure is whether the organ in question is serious about these suggestions or is simply dicking around.
(Via Michael Blowhard. Really.)