This is not the longest-running feature on the Web. (Heck, it’s not even the longest-running feature on this site.) But after about 11 years of something resembling development, it’s reached its current state of whatever the heck it is. The search strings are real; only the IP addresses are masked to protect the searchers.
is 5’5 short for a guy yahoo answers: Not for a guy on Y!A, no. They tend to be stunted.
“islurp.biz:” A good name for a content scraper, anyway.
specto fork: A short-lived utensil, used when dining on Space Food Sticks.
ban stories, mom’s overindulge deduct apropos: That’s odd. Mom never overindulged before.
naturism today: Today it’s 10 degrees. How about tomorrow?
nudist fiction: Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl, both get naked. Nothing more to it than that.
shoes off at the door: In nudist fiction, it’s pants off at the door.
tyrant series: Renewed for another season, alas.
when alice needs to figure out how to host a work party for 100 employees with a modest $100.00 budget, she needs to be innovative and imaginative. in order for alice to host a successful work party she will need to use: The assistant manager’s MasterCard.
if we use the analogy that some u.s. families have an income that could be represented by the height of mount everest, then the average american family has an income that is about: Knee-high to a grasshopper.
zoie burgher 12 seconds of ecstacy: That’s about a minute and a half in dog delight.
according to molly ivins, enjoying your work is important because: One way or another it’s going to kill you.
angelica is an unpaid homemaker who works as a volunteer at the local red cross and is currently not looking for a paid job. the bureau of labor statistics counts angelica as: Working, until the new administration comes in and it becomes necessary to fudge the results in the other direction.