For today’s perfunctory labor, we’ll go through the logs and see if we can find anything remotely amusing in the search strings.
jailbait in pantyhose pics: Well, that isn’t remotely amusing.
appointment definition: If you have to ask, you should have seen the doctor many years ago.
life spice vital: No Dune jokes, please.
the locations of the two caps at equilibrium are now as given in this figure. (figure 4) the dashed line represents the level of the water in the left arm. what is the mass of the water located in the right arm between the dashed line and the right cap? This is what happens when you spend your time making up Dune jokes instead of doing your homework.
i cheated on my boyfriend with my ex yahoo answers: Yeah, that fits the demographic.
how do i know if the baby is mine yahoo answers: As does that.
nudist realtor: No jokes about closing costs, please.
how to age concrete statues with yogurt: I suspect this is a messy process.
to yell the truth: If they ever update that game show, they’ll have to pump up the volume.
infosec taylor swift identity: Until I have some reason to think otherwise, I will assume it’s Taylor Swift.
spell toilet: It’s the one that’s always overflowing and nobody ever knows why.
our automated abuse-prevention system, omnivore, has flagged your recent import for issues that could affect the delivery of your campaigns. your list is likely to trigger spam filters, or generate bounces and abuse complaints: Which of course they won’t read, because they’re spammers and therefore have neither technical skills nor anything resembling morals.
eva marie couldn’t “dress up” this unfortunate wardrobe malfunction on wwe smackdown live! Hard up for wank material, are you?
by the decade of the _____, 35,000 people had been lobotomized in the united states: Which made them overqualified for political office in 2016.