Future bum

Some people really object to the idea that life requires effort:

Yahoo Answers screenshot: How can I make a millions of dollars?

I think we can safely assume he has no future as a bestselling author:

Every night I go sleep dreaming about driving rolls a rolls Royce, living in a huge house. I’m 18 I don’t want to grow up and do the exact same thing every day, get up go to work and go home I can’t do that.

And girls, I’ll just bet he’s single!



  1. fillyjonk »

    22 April 2016 · 7:16 am

    The only advice I have for him is lottery tickets and a crapton of hope, then.

    There are an awful lot of folks out there who would love to get up and go to work in the mornings….or to have some security that their “work” will still be there in another year. This guy has a lot of growing up to do.

  2. Mac »

    22 April 2016 · 7:21 am

    How can I make a millions of dollars?

    First, convince your father to give you a small loan of a million dollars. Then go bankrupt a few dozen times while telling everyone you’re a billionaire.

    Eventually you’ll have your “a millions,” and a shot at becoming president.

  3. Brian J. »

    22 April 2016 · 7:31 am

    The road to running a printing press for the US Treasury is a long one. Start by apprenticing at a local print shop or taking a job at the local copy shop if you’re still in high school.

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