Nor will croutons help

I’ve perhaps too lightly tossed around the term “word salad,” but I’m pretty sure this piece of comment spam (picked up elsewhere) at the very least deserves a sneeze guard:

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I figure I have plenty of examples of “certainly lovely unbearable stylish” in the picture archives around here (5300 images on site, about 75,000 on my home box). Then again, I strive to be a consistent gentleman.

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3 comments

  1. McGehee »

    24 March 2016 · 6:59 am

    I’m jealous. Donald Trump never comments on my site.

  2. fillyjonk »

    24 March 2016 · 7:29 am

    As word salad goes, that’s more the “Jell-o with pineapple and miniature marshmallows” than the “Spinach and tuna” type.

    I wonder: could these things be some form of spirit writing, like TS Eliot trying to contact us from the Beyond?

  3. CGHill »

    24 March 2016 · 5:21 pm

    Do I dare to twist a speech?

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