Swift movements

Yours truly, trying to be snarky, a week and a half ago:

Oh, right. Like Taylor Swift is going to be in Nashville these days.

Herewith I get to recant:

Ryan Seacrest opened a new broadcast studio at Nashville’s Monroe Carell Jr. Children’s Hospital at Vanderbilt [Friday] with the help of a very special guest. Taylor Swift surprised the kids with a joyful experience to make the groundbreaking day even more memorable.

“It was thrilling to have Taylor surprise the patients, which made the day of our first broadcast at Vanderbilt even more special,” Seacrest told People. “She infused so much joy into the entire hospital community.”

Taylor Swift, infusing a little joy:

Taylor Swift with a patient at Monroe Carell Jr Children's Hospital

Cut to the end of the day, where she turns up at boyfriend Calvin Harris’ Las Vegas show:

Taylor Swift goes metallic

“A flirty hem kept the bottom from feeling too short,” claims InStyle.

It occurs to me, having read @SwiftOnSecurity’s Cortana fanfiction, that this might well be what an anthropomorphized Cortana might look like.



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  2. Wombat-socho »

    30 March 2016 · 10:10 am

    Having played a few of the HALO games, I can assure you that Cortana is definitely anthropomorphic and female, even if she doesn’t look quite like Ms. Swift. (IP issues, no doubt)

  3. CGHill »

    30 March 2016 · 1:22 pm

    Just as well. I imagine Cortana might get testy if you repeatedly call on her just to, um, contemplate her image.

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