Yours truly, trying to be snarky, a week and a half ago:
Oh, right. Like Taylor Swift is going to be in Nashville these days.
Herewith I get to recant:
Ryan Seacrest opened a new broadcast studio at Nashville’s Monroe Carell Jr. Children’s Hospital at Vanderbilt [Friday] with the help of a very special guest. Taylor Swift surprised the kids with a joyful experience to make the groundbreaking day even more memorable.
“It was thrilling to have Taylor surprise the patients, which made the day of our first broadcast at Vanderbilt even more special,” Seacrest told People. “She infused so much joy into the entire hospital community.”
Taylor Swift, infusing a little joy:
Cut to the end of the day, where she turns up at boyfriend Calvin Harris’ Las Vegas show:
“A flirty hem kept the bottom from feeling too short,” claims InStyle.
It occurs to me, having read @SwiftOnSecurity’s Cortana fanfiction, that this might well be what an anthropomorphized Cortana might look like.