“Come Monday,” Jimmy Buffett sang, “it’ll be all right.” I’m not so sure. Maybe this sample of search strings might help.
i want my boyfriend back: In the meantime, though, let’s watch your reputation become tattered.
mr. gander has long been distressed by frequently recurring urges to enter areas of department stores displaying women’s undergarments in order to become sexually aroused. his experience is most indicative of: Needing a swift kick in the balls.
what do longer periods mean: Frightened women.
cuttlefish of cthulhu codpiece: Which will frighten them even more.
suppose that, at an official ticket price of $480, there are 6,000 justin timberlake fans wanting to attend his concert, but only 4,000 ticketed seats are available. which one of the following statements is then true? C. There are more Justin Timberlake fans than you ever imagined.
saddam hussein body doubles: Look nothing like Justin Timberlake.
would you like us to send you a daily digest about new articles every day heracles: Maybe later, after I get these frigging stables cleaned out.
cootie shot: Provides only temporary immunity from someone who has cooties.
debbie gibson playboy pictorial: I can assure you, she didn’t have cooties.
you are dispatched to a residence where a middle-aged man was found unconscious in his front yard. there are no witnesses who can tell you what happened. you find him in a prone position; his eyes are closed and he is not moving. your first action should be to: Get off his lawn. You know the rules.
bee stung lips: For best results, use genuine bees.
what kind of sexualized, audacious, political, and scatological comedy was considered fit material for translation or publication only in recent times: The Presidential aspirations of Donald J. Trump.
3.39 inches: Sorry, we allow only one Trump joke per episode.