Too much monkey business

A proposed replacement for Curious George:

If I had art talent, I’d do a series of children’s stories called Chuy the Chupacabra. It would be a lot like Curious George, except that it would treat children about the intricacies of interaction with the government. Instead of an episode where George goes to the pancake supper and starts making pancakes when he shouldn’t but everything ends happily and he’s invited to make pancakes again next year, Chuy will make tacos and someone is going to call the Health Department and the Taco Festival will be canceled and lawsuits will cause the organization throwing the benefit to have to shutter its doors.

Might as well get the youngsters prepared for Harsh Reality.



  1. fillyjonk »

    22 January 2016 · 2:20 pm

    I still say Chuy should just rip the bureaucrat’s face off.

  2. McGehee »

    22 January 2016 · 4:02 pm

    Chuy eats goats’ faces, not bureaucrats’. Goat faces are more sanitary.

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