Believe it or not, there are those who will simply not accept such things:
If any news folks want to do a story on this, it's the 7-11 at S. 19th and Eastern in Moore! pic.twitter.com/GX2ad4oI8C
— Peter J. Rudy (@PJR23) January 15, 2016
I expect some readers to have to tweak their Suspension of Disbelief glands to be able to grasp all this.