No other explanation makes any sense:
Really, @EW? REALLY? DO U EVEN FANFIC pic.twitter.com/l9uveqqwlL
— Rachael Acks (@katsudonburi) January 4, 2016
The whole point of fanfiction is to infringe on the intellectual-property rights of people who can’t see that this is the One True Pairing. Maybe they’re a Second Party rather than a Third.
Time for this again:
The Shipping Department is taking notes.