Blather, Reince, repeat

Another email from Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee:

You never activated your 2015 Official Republican Membership — and we’re one year out from the presidential election.

But I’m committed to bringing you on board, so here’s what I’ll do: If you register for 2016 Membership by TOMORROW AT 11:59 PM, you’ll get a $39.50 discount on the RNC Diamond Membership.

If ever there were a year to become a member of our Party — it’s 2016 — and you can do it right now.

I dunno, Reince. I mean, geez, I’ve been a registered Democrat for forty-odd years, and every time I think maybe I might be better off in the GOP — well, hell, you can read the news as well as I can. Yeah, I might have said something nice about Carly Fiorina. Hardly makes me a Republican, you know?

I will concede that your Democratic counterpart, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, is slightly less clever than a bag of yak hair. But I’ll bet the DNC database kids didn’t generate any letters like this to my friends and neighbors in the GOP.



  1. Francis W. Porretto »

    10 December 2015 · 10:46 am

    Charles, you simply have to know that somewhere there’s a yak who’ll demand an apology for the above!

  2. CGHill »

    10 December 2015 · 10:56 am

    Or, as Prince Rutherford says: “If things not perfect, yaks get mad. Yaks always get mad when things not perfect!”

  3. fillyjonk »

    10 December 2015 · 11:06 am

    I think the political mess right now is even more than a Pinkie Party could fix.

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