I got to let them know

Should they stay or should they go? This is pretty much exactly the way they put it in their email:

We can take a hint. We hate unwanted email almost as much as we hate feeling needy or neglected. Bothering you is the last thing we want. If you’d still like to receive emails from us, just let us know by clicking below. If not, no hard feelings, but please be honest and tell us so we can move on.

The ball is in your court: If you do not select either of these options, we’ll be forced to part ways and clear you off our subscriber list.

Passive-aggressive much?

I decided to opt in, just this once. (Tease, tease, tease.)

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4 comments »

  1. Roger Green »

    1 October 2015 · 2:49 am

    You really like to combat rock.

  2. fillyjonk »

    1 October 2015 · 5:47 am

    “Bothering you is the last thing we want”

    Oh, pull the other one, it’s got bells on! An e-mail like that would put me very firmly in the “unsubscribe” camp.

  3. McGehee »

    1 October 2015 · 8:21 am

    And they always claim it’ll take somewhere between 24 hours and ten days to process an unsubscribe order. A trained gnu can get it done in milliseconds.

  4. backwoods conservative »

    1 October 2015 · 9:51 am

    I’m glad to know you’re keeping up with the latest gnus.

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