Whatever this nimrod has been drinking, it’s done hellacious damage:
If you insist on reading:
So many celebrities are my role models like Patricia Hodge and Ashleigh Ball (‘Littlest Pet Shop’), and you have no idea how hurtful it is that they use all their hard work to keep a secret with the government and leave earth. I feel betrayed! I hope to heaven it’s not true! Also, I need scientific reasons why the world won’t end this month. Scientific and mature reasons for why the world isn’t going to end. Thank you for your time adressing this.
Were there true balance in the universe, this kid would be stumbling in front of a speeding bus on the first of October.
And even the Sweet Meteor O’Death isn’t due until after the first of the year.