One of the first things they teach you at Pesky Photographer School, I suspect, is candid shots taken at a time when the subject is actually busy doing something. This explains why we see Kylie Jenner — and happy 18th to you, K — fueling up in deepest, darkest Studio City:
Wait a minute. What the heck is that she’s driving?
Because, of course, one needs something like a Geländewagen to negotiate the tough terrain of the San Fernando Valley.
And haven’t I seen those shoes before? Let’s see:
Yep. This is Stuart Weitzman’s “Nudist” sandal in black. As shoes worn by this clan tend toward the ridiculously ornate, I’m sort of happy to see something simple — and, at under $400, not overly pricey, except perhaps by the pound — on the youngest of the crew.