Babe magnets, how do they work?

I really hate to dash anyone’s hopes — no, really, I do — but I don’t think this will end well:

Yahoo Answers screenshot: I am a 27 year old black male and drive a 2007 glacier pearl white nissan murano sl. am I going to get ladies?

It’s not entirely stock, either:

It has tints and a mesh grille and a black hood deflector instead

James, my man, I hate to break it to you, but the woman who falls for you because of your wheels won’t last beyond a couple of oil changes. Sorry.



  1. fillyjonk »

    13 March 2014 · 7:27 am

    I’m guessing that “ladies like me” are a disjunct set with the kind of “ladies” a guy with a superfine car is expecting to get. Because I don’t particularly care what kind of car a dude drives.

    The way to get a lady like me? Don’t be rude to the waiter at the restaurant. Treat other people with respect. Be able to carry on at least a somewhat-intelligent conversation with me. Bonus points if you can make me laugh.

  2. McGehee »

    13 March 2014 · 9:13 am

    A single guy in a tricked out crossover SUV? What, he couldn’t find a Vista Cruiser?

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