The J is for

Actually, I don’t know what it’s for, except to give her a last name of sorts: the Wikipedia article about Jessie J begins with “Not to be confused with Jessy J, Juicy J, or Jessie James.”

So there. Anyway, the Grammy-outfit roundup from neo-neocon brought this picture and a possibly dismissive caption. “Hot pants are back,” said neo. “The top half speaks for itself, or tries to:”

Jessie J at a post-Grammy party 2014

I tried to find out if this was typical of Jessie J’s garb, and stumbled upon this outfit, which she wore to the Royal Variety Performance last fall, attended by the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall. And if Chuck and Camilla were kind of formal, well, Jessie wasn’t:

Jessie J at the Royal Variety Performance 2013

In Jessie’s defense, she’s not exactly waving stuff in your face.



  1. Tatyana »

    10 February 2014 · 8:46 pm

    Your strange preference for cone-shaped legs reached gigantic proportions!

  2. CGHill »

    10 February 2014 · 9:46 pm

    Five foot nine isn’t all that gigantic.

  3. Roger Green »

    11 February 2014 · 3:04 am

    Must say never heard of her until some bash for QEII

  4. Tatyana »

    11 February 2014 · 7:03 am

    “Proportion” is there for a reason

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