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It’s one thing to bewail the perceived emptiness of your life; it is quite another to demand a fucking subsidy.




  1. Laura »

    20 May 2013 · 9:47 am

    Hmmm, a government sponsored escort service. We shall call it “Love Welfare” and it shall be abused like all government programs- double dating and such.

  2. Tatyana »

    21 May 2013 · 6:27 am

    Now, forgive me, but isn’t there an entire profession dedicated to serve male need for “physical relations with the opposite sex”? He isn’t aware of the fact despite being able to access internet and type a few sentences (we don’t know if his other senses and skills are present)? Why not pay for the sex-service himself, if he’s not opposed to it on principle, why involve Mr&Ms Taxpayer?
    Say, for argument sake, that his affliction IS a medical condition.The very idea that the government has to pay someone because he has a medical condition, is absurd in the extreme. By this logic, everyone, but everyone in the country will have to be paid by the government because there is nobody without some medical condition, including newborns and Olympic champions.

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