It wouldn’t be a Monday without a romp through last week’s search strings. (Hmmm. Does this mean if I quit doing these, we wouldn’t have any more Mondays? I’ll have to think about that.)
beware of righteous staff: Fortunately, hardly anyone getting hired these days is anything close to righteous.
what functions does a Mazda 3 Auto Transmission Speed Sensor 2.3 4 cylinder do: If you have to ask, you have no business trying to replace one yourself, you knucklehead.
did the conservative party just blame koallo: The primary purpose of political parties in this century is to place blame, so the answer is probably Yes.
little fat yogurt girl shit outside street porn: On the other hand, you can’t blame that on Koallo.
why do sneakers stick to floor: You stepped in someone’s ABC gum and didn’t notice it.
mangoes taste like turpentine genetic cause: That would be my guess, unless you just flat enjoy the taste of turps.
The unique Pier One smell: It’s either mango or turpentine.
temblette: A really small, kind of girly earthquake.
santa claus is a monopoly: And you know what else? Every year a copy of the Naughty List goes to the IRS.
latina nudists who is a dead ringer of patty (the manager of the terra cotta inn: Sorry, folks, I don’t know any Latina nudists. [sob]
maxims of methodical procedure beautiful to unbeautiful: You’ll have to wait. I’m trying to locate some Latina nudists — methodically.
failer pay attention: If attention had been paid, perhaps we wouldn’t have had so much fail.