Icing called

Brian J., as is his wont, brings a single stone to take care of two birds at once:

Problem: The continuing NHL labor dispute.

Problem: Hostess Brands, Inc., liquidating over a labor dispute.

Solution: Open the NHL with replacement players taken from the bakeries.

I’ve seen worse proposals, like, for instance, well, all of them.



  1. JT »

    2 December 2012 · 3:14 pm

    At least the Ding-Dongs weren’t as hard as hockey pucks even if they looked like one.

  2. Kirk »

    3 December 2012 · 8:59 am

    Yes, but if you freeze the Ding Dongs, they’ll serve as pucks!

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