Jessica Simpson is, perhaps unexpectedly, contemplating plastic surgery:
The singer-and-actress — who is engaged to former NFL player Eric Johnson — is reportedly unhappy with her large boobs and believes downsizing her assets before tying the knot will help her to look better in her wedding dress.
A source told In Touch Weekly magazine: “She thinks if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller. She’s never loved having a huge chest.”
Traditional fashion advice calls for a bit of misdirection: draw the eye to some place other than the perceived figure flaw.
Hmmm. Doesn’t seem to work so well. And that will almost certainly not pass for a wedding dress.