Cover girl, kinda sorta

Ostensibly, this is Zooey with her Self cover, but truth be told, the cover photo really doesn’t look like her. It’s like they flattened her cheekbones out or something:

Zooey Deschanel on the cover of Self Magazine

That, at least, can be blamed on Photoshop. This, maybe not so much:

I’m calling it right now: bun in the oven. Don’t laugh, WE’VE BEEN RIGHT BEFORE.

The dress? Like the print, wish it had straps or something. And the dark tights really don’t work here, though I’m starting to believe she had them tattooed on.



  1. Tatyana »

    18 June 2011 · 8:33 am

    She does need to burn calories, and not just one hundred; the Natural Beauty cover looks like a wishful thinking exercise.

    Our juicy maiden is a tad too developed for a 12 yo…

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    18 June 2011 · 11:41 am

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  3. Fishersville Mike »

    18 June 2011 · 10:05 pm

    You knew it was coming…

    And I knew, when I visited Dustbury, that were would be a post about Zooey’s cover. It’s a lot nicer cover than the one with Anthony Weiner from college…

  4. Harold »

    26 June 2011 · 9:07 pm

    “She does need to burn calories, and not just one hundred; the”

    Who are you kidding? She looks great, not anorexic in the least. Like a woman should.

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