Robert Stacy McCain evaluates the performance of National Republican Congressional Committee chair Pete Sessions:
If there were still any old-fashioned justice in the world, Pete Sessions would have been horsewhipped and stomped to death by the House Republican Caucus, his head carried through the streets atop a pike, and his mutilated headless corpse fed to dogs.
And, just for good measure, the very next paragraph:
(Rarest sentence in the English language: “Gee, Stacy, why don’t you tell us how you really feel?”)
All the more reason to quote it here, what with it being so rare and all.