“Nobody under 50 has any business writing a memoir,” said I. And this is one reason why:
Harper Collins announced today that Bieber is publishing a memoir with the colon-heavy title Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story that will be released in October. The book promises to reveal all the details of his “amazing journey to stardom,” a journey that, it should be pointed out, has lasted all of 16 years.
Well, it certainly seems heavy to my colon; I’m pretty sure I’d find this fairly indigestible.
Highly Hypocritical Disclosure: I have a copy of
Debbie Deborah Gibson’s Between the Lines.
(Via The Other McBieber.)