Obligatory Bieber shot

“Nobody under 50 has any business writing a memoir,” said I. And this is one reason why:

Harper Collins announced today that Bieber is publishing a memoir with the colon-heavy title Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story that will be released in October. The book promises to reveal all the details of his “amazing journey to stardom,” a journey that, it should be pointed out, has lasted all of 16 years.

Well, it certainly seems heavy to my colon; I’m pretty sure I’d find this fairly indigestible.

Highly Hypocritical Disclosure: I have a copy of Debbie Deborah Gibson’s Between the Lines.

(Via The Other McBieber.)



  1. Nicole »

    3 August 2010 · 6:44 pm

    The title alone is cringeworthy. I guess he figures he better suck up all the money he can before he’s a has been – which is probably in a year or less.

  2. KingShamus »

    3 August 2010 · 8:50 pm

    Two colons?

    What’s Canuckistani for ‘awkward’?

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