Then again, it’s probably not up to him:
Sitting in the number eight position on IMDB’s Bottom 100, with more user votes than any other film in the final ten, sits the Texas-born oddity Manos: The Hands of Fate, a “thriller” about a vacationing family who run afoul of Manos-worshipping pagans. If you’ve been wondering if we’d ever get to return to the delightful universe of Manos and its infamous knock-kneed manservant Torgo, well, you’re in luck! Manos: The Search for Valley Lodge is expected to shoot in 2011, according to Dread Central.
I guess I’d better start saving up for the inevitable RiffTrax.
(“Please, no,” says Dave.)
Addendum: Scarily-detailed recap here. (Courtesy of Smitty.)