A Brazilian for the Amazon

This has been bothering me all morning:

I know Wonder Woman isn’t invulnerable like Superman, but she’s still pretty tough, so I’ve often wondered how she gets her bikini wax done. Superman shaves by reflecting heat vision off a curved mirror, but Diana doesn’t have this option. So how does she do it? Hmm — is the Superman-Wonder Woman relationship even closer than we think? Should someone tell Lois?

Cut to the Baxter Building. Reed Richards is fixing dinner — sometimes you need a little extra reach in the kitchen — and in comes Sue, her expression impossible to read because, for the moment, the Invisible Woman has no head.


She shrugs. “Bad hair day. Worse than usual.”


1 comment

  1. ak4mc »

    6 July 2010 · 10:16 am

    A Brazilian for the Amazon

    …but not one penny for tribute!

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