The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

14 October 2005

Return-authorization blues

Further indications that the damned are working tech support:

"Just send us an email, Donna"

"An email?"

"Yeah, put it in an email."

"Let me repeat myself, MY COMPUTER IS IN A BOX ON A FEDEX TRUCK"

"Oh! I guess you can't send an email then can you?"

This is not quite "Browser not working? Visit [URL] for online help," but it's close.

Posted at 1:28 PM to PEBKAC

"Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue."

Posted by: McGehee at 3:00 PM on 14 October 2005

"Illiterate? Call 123-4567 for help."

The depth and breadth of some people's stupidity still amazes me.

Posted by: unimpressed at 3:56 PM on 14 October 2005