27 April 2004
Thinking inside the box
From Quibbles 'n Bits, the true physics of John Kerry:
It's the Schroedinger's Candidate. He's an undefined state. You don't know where he stands until you put him in office.
He is subject to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle as well you can either know his momentum or his position. As a candidate, he is trying to gain momentum in his Presidential bid. Therefore, we cannot know his position on anything.
And you change it by trying to measure it.
As good a description as you're likely to hear this year, I'd say.