8 December 2003
Breakfast ain't what it used to be
This was emailed to me, and I reprint it without comment:
Many times when marriage is brought up in a discussion between men, the statement is made: "There's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
For all those men who believe that, you may want to keep the following in mind: nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for 6 ounces of sausage it's not worth buying the entire pig.
Posted at 8:02 PM to Table for One