The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

30 May 2003


This definitely belongs in the Write Your Own Joke archives. All I can do is quote the opening paragraph:

An 18-year-old who reportedly was paralyzed from the neck down after being shot June 2 has been arrested on burglary complaints after police caught him breaking into parked cars while in a wheelchair.

Okay, gang, have at it.

Posted at 7:24 AM to Soonerland

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"Washington moved from car to car in his wheelchair, opening doors and pulling items out" ... with his teeth?

Posted by: Tiger at 7:54 AM on 30 May 2003

Obviously, he was already paralyzed from the neck up before he was shot.

Posted by: McGehee at 3:38 PM on 30 May 2003

Damn, Kevin. I was JUST going to type that.

Posted by: Vickie at 6:14 PM on 30 May 2003