The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

6 March 2003

Torture: not just fun, but effective

Fritz Schranck has come up with a plan for getting Khalid Shaikh Mohammed to talk, a plan which involves, among other things, essence of spirit duplicator, algebra, and Ben-Gay®.

Of course, I would just as soon not know where Fritz picked up this particular area of expertise, but if his recommendations are half as mind-warping as they appear to be, the problem won't be getting our captive to talk it will be getting him to shut up.

Posted at 9:14 PM to Political Science Fiction

Dammit, Charles! Don't shock us like that! This flip-flop will take several days to get accustomed to...

Unless I'm hallucinating...?

Posted by: DavidMSC at 9:23 PM on 6 March 2003

We're going to make the Shaikh read this over three successive days and see if his eyes bug out.

By the way, that was comment #1000. Don't you feel proud? :)

Posted by: CGHill at 9:27 PM on 6 March 2003


And people thought that I would never amount to anything...I showed 'em, eh...!

Posted by: DavidMSC at 10:48 PM on 6 March 2003