The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

31 December 2002

A feverish suggestion

If you're in Connecticut and you covet a traditional fever thermometer with a column of mercury enclosed in glass, this is the last day you can buy one.

(Disclosure: I own no holdings in thermometer manufacturers, CVS, or Walgreen's.)

Posted at 8:00 AM to Dyssynergy

Thank GOD for those environmentalists looking out for me. But alas, the law is for naught. You can't find any mercury thermometers on the shelves here. It was only a matter of time before they figured out that I bought them all, broke open the glass casings, and made one giant mercury ball to roll around my palm.

You just can't have any more fun in Connecticut. I think I'll go blow some silly string in their faces.

Posted by: Big Sister at 4:55 PM on 31 December 2002

I always have fun in Connecticut. On the other hand, it's probably because I'm lost.

Posted by: CGHill at 5:48 PM on 31 December 2002