The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

20 December 2002

Be kind - rewind

The Weekly World News (imagine The New York Times after twenty years of Howell Raines) reports that the actual eject button for the human soul has been located in the angular gyrus of the right cortex. Or something like that.

This might almost be plausible, but it leaves a whole lot of questions unanswered: why, for instance, is there no channel selector? And is it possible to fast-forward individuals whose time isn't running out fast enough?

Posted at 10:50 AM to Dyssynergy

And Lord knows there are some people who could benefit from having their volume turned down. Clinton, McKinney...

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at 12:35 PM on 20 December 2002

Bulk eraser, anyone?

Posted by: CGHill at 5:22 PM on 20 December 2002