U can't watch this
My cable company, and probably also yours, is doing the hard-sell on the Digital Cable package, which doesn't actually carry digital television but which does contain about 400 channels, some of which you wouldn't watch if they put a gun to your head.
Top Ten Least Popular Cable Channels
9. Assyrian Movie Classics
8. ESPN for Dwarves
7. Tragedy Central
5. Traffic Court TV
4. Vegetable Planet
3. Narc at Nite
2. The Yahtzee Channel
1. SCM (Sandler Classic Movies)
Nothing essential here, I should think. Posted at 2:53 PM to Listing to One Side , Overmodulation
Hey, I enjoy the Yahtzee Channel. Especially when I'm wide awake at 3:00 a.m.
Nothing does the trick half as well, not even warm milk or Al Gore's Most Scintillating Campaign Speeches.