The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

6 October 2002

Vegetable Monitors at work for you

The following Incredibly Specific instruction is printed on the back of the one-pound bag of Albertson's Cut Corn I just took out of the freezer:

SELL BY 11 27 2003 11:07 pm

What happens after that? At midnight, does it turn into pumpkin-pie filling?

Posted at 1:37 PM to Worth a Fork

Charles, can't you read? Clearly, the transformation will occur at 11:08 pm!


Posted by: DavidMSC at 6:59 PM on 6 October 2002

A good punchline can wait fifty-two goddamn minutes. :)

Posted by: CGHill at 7:00 PM on 6 October 2002