The Australian Tourist Commission's blunt question: "So where the bloody hell are you?"
Too many to count.
House Speaker-in-waiting Nancy Pelosi snubs California's sharp Jane Harman for chair of the House Intelligence Committee in favor of ethically-challenged Alcee Hastings, in what is widely viewed as a sop to the Congressional Black Caucus, and then dumps Hastings in favor of an ill-informed political hack.
Joe Lieberman, having lost the Democratic nomination for his Senate seat, easily wins as an Independent.
Fox cancels O. J. Simpson's "If I Did It" special and abandons plans to publish his book.
John Phillips III in the June Car and Driver, on the $350,000 Rolls-Royce: "Nobody needs this car. It's like having the adult-movie concession at the Vatican — amusing but not hugely practical."
IRL driver Ed Carpenter, on fellow IRL driver Danica Patrick: "Danica's pretty aggressive in our cars ... especially if you catch her at the right time of the month."
A laptop battery that doesn't explode.
Dick in a Box. (Needed: a home Dick-in-a-Box kit.)
Dakota Fanning goes on Oprah to plug Charlotte's Web; some of us wonder if perhaps twelve-year-old girls should not have legs to die for.
Yo La Tengo's I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass.
Car and Driver's new reader-question section, "Franz Kafka's Garage."
Cox actually figures out that people don't want incomplete binaries.
