A print ad for the revived and now strictly-legal Napster: "We'd give you the 1.5 million songs for free, but we all know what happened last time."
Bill Quick raises some Pajamas Media-related questions, and the roof falls in.
Michael Schiavo sets up a PAC to defeat politicians who tried to stop his effort to have his wife starved to death.
Boog Highberger, mayor of Lawrence, Kansas, proclaims International Dada Month.
The National Basketball Association starts talking about Fight Club.
Stock-car driver Morgan Shepherd explains why the NBA dustup, supra, could never happen in his sport: "An NBA-style fracas could never happen in NASCAR, because our fans would never let go of a beer for any reason."
Kohler's Purist® Hatbox™ toilet, which is almost too pretty to sit on.
An RSS-enabled toilet-paper dispenser.
One-time good Catholic girl and current New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd tries to appear semi-slutty.
I'd bet on Katrina.
America Online discontinues its NNTP servers; though AOL will provide access to third-party newsgroup providers, few AOL subscribers are expected to (be able to) do so.
