PETA's Trollsen Twins, bashing Ashley and Mary-Kate for being insufficiently sensitive or something.
Joe Biden says of Rudy Giuliani: "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence — a noun, a verb, and 9/11."
Oklahoma County Commissioner Jim Roth jumps to the Corporation Commission, becoming the first gay man in a statewide office while precipitating essentially no controversy.
John Edwards reports his haircuts to the Federal Election Commission — at four hundred bucks each.
The strike by members of the Writers Guild of America.
Dan Becker, director of the Sierra Club's global-warming programs and occasional auto-industry critic, at the General Motors Dealer of the Year banquet in New York: "GM paid $2 billion to Fiat to go away. I said I'd be willing to do it for half that much."
Car and Driver's 2008 10Best Issue, appearing in December 2007, had a photo of NHTSA Administrator Nicole Nason with the unfortunate caption RILF ALERT.
The Hello Kitty AK-47 rifle.
A Wii from the Midwestern chain Slackers: they sold all their store stock on eBay at a higher price than Nintendo would have liked.
Amy Winehouse isn't exactly picking her nose. Then again, almost any photo of Amy Winehouse is bizarre these days, and there's already an online death watch.
"We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank" by Modest Mouse.
Ree Drummond, writer/photographer of Confessions of a Pioneer Woman, is interviewed by CNN and turns out to be incredibly freaking gorgeous.
People have (mostly) quit bitching about yEnc.
